Our qualification as the judges.

 

Pd #1

Nick Name : Pd Prime ( Proud Member of the Pimping Ducks ) a.k.a. Pimp King

Hobbies: Like looking at girls. Then again, who doesn't? Other Hobbies include taking pictures with my I-Zone camera and collecting pics of Joey Yung ( she's hot )

Qualificaon: I watch " The Man Show " isn't that enough? My taste in girls is very different from the rest of the judges...I look for a good face and a nice smile with a touch of sexiness.

Things that make me go " ooh, ah just a little bit, oh ah a little bit more": Honk Kong Feet...them things kick ass. Ever tighten up your arms so that it looks like a butt by the elbow?

Pd #2

Nick Name: Take Me O ( Proud Member of the Pimping Ducks )

Hobbies : Likes to Squat. Takes a proud man to say that...but that's his hobby... ( Code name Squatting Duck ) Love looking a Kiddie Porn

Qualification : I don't even know...I have no girl...hang out with guys only...but friends tell me that I picky...I guess that's why they ask me to join this site. I love girls with that have one leg...two arms...and no teeth...I'm entitle to own fetish.

 Pd #3

Nickname: Twig Master ( The proudest member of the Pimping Ducks )

Hobbies: Listening to Shania Twain... I don't care what the other Ducks think of her. They listen to bad Korean music anyway.

Turn-ons: Poor no.

Turn-offs: No poor no.

Qualifications: 236 poor nose and counting.

 

Pd #4

Nickname : Hardy Gonads.(Forced to be in Pimping Ducks) a.k.a. T.T's

Hobbies : Take out this chick's picture( don't know her name) that l carry around with me and stare at it every 10 minutes. Like to stare at big " Things."

Favorite big boob chicks: Jewel and Jennifer Love Hewitt. They're real, they're real, they're really really real! ( Note from judge#1....jewel is fat)

Qualifications: I can type 60 words per minute, with one hand.

 

Pd #5

Nickname : TigerNutz (Would have been DrunkenTigerNutz, but, it's too long...)

Hobbies: Drink Liquor, take neonacid, DIEW that Borg, and smack the rest of the biotches.

Things I like to do alone: Straighten the pubes on my head, drink beer, straighten the damn pubes some more, drink more beer, and look at breasts on my comp. Sounds like a great friday night.

Qualifications: I had pubic hair on my head for the longest time...(Lun Tao), that's what i'm all about.

 

Pd # 6

Nickname : Flaming Jism ( Most perverted member of us all )

Hobbies: Two things I liked the best in this exciting world is Breast and ASS, who doesn’t? Never have much chance to spend time with them…. But I know I will someday…. J

Qualifications: I can make my vein pop all out and scare the crap out of you!!!

Thing I like to do alone: Work out and then look at the mirror and say "DAMM THAT’S CRAZY"

Rules of Demotion:

( The following are Rules that all Pd must live by )

  1. No Ditching Allow!!! Any Pd that does anything without letting other Pds know about it will result in a 15pts deduction.
  2. Members are not allow to leave other Pd's hanging for any girl(s) ( that means you Pd 4) 30pts deduction.
  3. If a Pd is whipped, he must admit it. 5pts deduction.

  • Member's are expected to give other member's " the hand shake" when asked. Refusal to do so will result in a deduction of 10 pts.
  • All other Misc will result in a 5-10 pts deduction. ( all Misc will be voted on by other member's. )

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